Welcome to the fan store to end all fan stores -- ASTRAL KITCHEN SWAG!!!
"Diabolic face" Fitted T-shirtWatch how many people ask you, "What's that picture of?"
$21.00
Hmm...interesting. The image is right at eye-level!
$21.00
"Hangin' Out" White T-ShirtShow everyone what you're REALLY doing on this planet! And do it with comfort and style!
$20.00
"Hanging out on Earth" Women's T-ShirtYou still might not be able to get backstage, but-- Oh wait. Actually, you will!
$21.00
AK Event Security Golf ShirtUm...you might not want to show up to an AK gig wearing this comfy cotton-blend golf shirt. 'Cause we'll put you to work!
$23.00
Show your love Baby!
$21.00
Sorry, but it was the only place to put the image. Actually...no, we're not sorry.
$19.00
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$19.99
Get funny looks at ANY baseball game! Also in blue and red
$23.00
Remember...long is the new short. Or something.
$24.00
Let all those narcissistic gym-philes know that you're wearing what they're thinking!
$26.00
Stay toasty while strange people read the back of this comfy hoodie.
$30.00
Yeah, you're small, but you can belt out the lyrics to "Girl Made Sandwiches"!
$23.00
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$25.99
Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt$21.99
Black CapLook fresh out of the gas station with your very own AK hat!
$17.00
Breaker-1-9...You'll probably get beat up wearing this if you stop at the local Choke 'n' Puke. But ya made 'em think!
$12.00
"What the...?" License Plate FrameIf you can read this, you're tailgating me!
$12.00
"Biggest Fan" Teddy BearCute n' cuddly n' soft n' fuzzy... Nothing like the band itself.
$15.00
BBQ ApronFamily and friends think you suck as a cook? Tell 'em to eat this!
$17.00
I don't know what it's for, either. But dangit...it looks cool!
$22.00
"Electric" Tile CoasterMake your mom stop yelling at you AND pique her interest with this neato tile coaster.
$5.00
Nebula JournalGot a thought? Hate your life? Strange fetishes? Well, KEEP 'EM PRIVATE ALREADY!!!
$12.00
"Waiting" MousepadStill have a dial-up connection? This comfy mousepad says it all!
$12.00
Nebula Wall ClockNo time left for you... On my way to better things... Like this "timely" clock!
$13.00
Nebula Large MugNow, people have a reason to stop and stare at you!
$14.00
Diabolic Face MugDon't stare at the image after the fourth cup.
$13.00
Nebula SteinOkay, so you don't know any Irish or German drinking songs. Start up your own with this rather elegant ceramic stein!
$16.00
"Pin head " Postcards (Package of 8)Tell everyone exactly what you're doing on vacation without saying a word!
$8.00
"Diabolic Design" Calendar Print$6.00
"Poseidon" Mini Poster Print$7.00
"Pinhead" Small Poster$16.00
"In The Band" Sticker (Rectangular)Just like the shirt... It won't get you any closer to the band, either!
$4.50
Nebula Sticker (Oval)Simple. Elegant. Unobtrusive. Kinda like a trophy wife!
$4.50
Sticker (Bumper)This ain't yo mama's bumper sticker... Or is it?
$4.50
