

Alex man will be your friend...wear him with pride.
$25.00
Alexman Golf ShirtAlexman can bring you luck on the golf course.
$23.00
Punkin out Women's T-ShirtMake a statement.
$16.00


Sometimes you're in a pissy mood. So is Alexman.
$20.00
Happy Alexman White T-ShirtAlexman wants to join you everywhere you go. And we all know white shirts are cool, so what better way to be seen together.
$20.00


Make a statement. Wear Red. Wear Alexman. Be Different.
$20.50


Alexman can keep you warm in the winter.
$31.00


Alexwoman is cool. She will make you smile.
$25.00


Cold weather sucks. At least Evil Alexman thinks so. But hey, at least he's willing to help you keep warm.
$28.00


Fun new fall shirts are sure to attract the eye of men everywhere....
$23.00
Jr. HoodieNow this is just too sweet to pass up! Take Alexman on some fall hikes through the countryside.
$32.00


Take Alexman to hit some balls. What a great bonding experience.
$23.00


Alexman can entertain kids...what a great babysitter! (Not CPR qualified!)
$14.00
Alexman BibAlexman does not appreciate you spitting on him, but he does understand the need of a baby to stay clean. For this reason, he sacrifices himself to your pea and carrot catastrophes.
$9.00


Alexman can take spit, puke, leaks, explosions, and tantrums and still keep a smile.
$12.00
The Original Alexman Black CapI can keep you dry. I can keep you UV-protected. I can keep your bald spots from showing.
$17.00
Punk Messenger BagWell, you know you need a place for all your junk. Might as well be a stylish place.
$24.00
Tote BagSave a bag at the grocery store, and use our Alexman reusuable, cleanable tote bag.
$15.00
Alexman Teddy BearThis teddy is a cool dude, and now he can be just a cool little dude, with Alexman hanging out...
$15.00
Punk JournalTell me your deepest thoughts. I promise not to share them... well, at least not with anyone who will tell you I told.
$12.00
Alexwoman MousepadWhen don't you need a new mousepad? Isn't it about time you toss the product-endorsing one that came with your system, and get this cool one instead?
$14.00
Just a BBQin' fool BBQ ApronDon't let grease, smoke, or marinade mess up your clothes... Alexman will help you BBQ in style.
$16.50
Punkin Large MugI feel like I look this way without my caffeine...
$15.00
Caffeine Withdrawals Alexman MugWe all have our vices. Alexman needs caffeine. Please help him.
$13.50
Why ask? Classic ThongSometimes we don't know why we buy things... why would you want a woman on your panties? Well... why wouldn't you?
$10.00
Boxer Shorts$16.00
Alexman Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)Mail Alexman to your friends. He loves to be social. Who knows...he may even find you new friends.
$18.00
Alexman Sticker (Oval)Deface your personal property... nothing is safe now!
$3.49
Punkin' Sticker (Rectangular)Spice up your notebook with stickers!
$3.50