Political Asylum Store Look! A store! All items are in US dollars, and what's available changes all the time. If you'd like something specific that isn't quite up here, email us. We ordered a couple things ourselves and the quality is surprisingly good. If you're local to Vancouver and would rather save on the shipping ($7 US for one item) contact us and we might be able to get it in a larger order and save you a bit.


The demand for a Hey There tshirt was so large, we couldn't resist! (Plus that AT Dude was a bit
$20.99
Altering TeeYou alter time. Tell people about it!
$20.99
Late For Work Golf ShirtYou can't help being late for work: Altering Time did it!
$22.99


While girls can wear other AT gear, guys can't wear this one. (Well, they can, but /*cough*/)
$21.99
Women's T-ShirtAre you a woman? Then this shirt is just for you! Not a woman? Maybe if you wear this women will take it off of you!
$16.99


Want to attract a hot geeky mate who will do anything you ask, just by wearing a shirt? So do I.
$22.99


It has a hood... it has a pouch... it has a drawstring... just like Altering Time.
$28.99


There's a 50% chance you're above average. Let potential friends and mates know!
$22.99
Space CapLike the Time Cap, this cap enables you to alter... not time, but space!
$17.99
Messenger BagThe official bag of Altering Time messengers. (Not MSN)
$21.99
Tote Bag$12.99
Altering BearPosessing keen abilities of stealth, this bear has been known to flip out unexpectedly.
$14.99
AT GerbilpadOur Gerbilpad may be expensive, but it supports both mice and gerbils!
$13.99
Alteration TrackerThis wall clock is an excellent gauge for your time alterations!
$12.99
AT Mug 1.0A great bargain, this mug is opaquer (umm... more opaque) and less frosted than our other mug.
$13.99
AT BoxersHaven't you always wanted Altering Time in your pants? Honestly, who the hell would buy these.
$14.99
Oh my god! An Altering Time Thong?!The fact this item exists means, by definition, that hell has frozen over.
$9.99