SIMON APPLE MERCHANDISE. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!...Or, break your wallet (whichever comes first).
White T-Shirt (Apple Logo)It's $1 cheaper than the grey shirt! (What a deal!) - Who knew grey was so expensive?
$19.99
Excluding a few artistic variations, it's not much different than the white shirt. Except that it costs $1 more. Why? Because it's grey. Grey is expensive. Imported from Greenland. (Go figure?)
$19.99
How can you say no to this? She looks good already!
$23.99
Golf Shirt (Black Logo)Women: This is really a gift for you. While your "Tiger" is out hitting a little ball around in his new Apple attire, you get time for YOU! It's these precious moments you hold so dear. Priceless.
$19.99
Women's T-shirt - yellow logo$15.99
Value T-Shirt$9.99
Men's Sleeveless Tee$15.99
Yellow T-Shirt$16.99
Organic Cotton T-Shirt$18.99
Women's Tank Top$15.99
Fitted T-Shirt$16.99
$18.99
$18.99
Where did that Pink Elephant go, anyway?! [Logo printed front & back].
$21.99
You'll be feeling the warmth the instant you put this on... and again, 30 days later when your credit card bill arrives.
$32.99
There's a lot of love that goes into each and every one of these shirts. Jeff toils for days to make just one. C'mon, show a little love in return... and you'll be feeling the 'warmth' instantly.
$25.99
Hey, it's only $4 more than the short sleeve shirt! (Who knew sleeves were so expensive?)
$19.99
Jr. Hoodie$27.99
$19.99
Actually, this fits Jeff almost perfectly. (Just kidding...only AFTER it's been washed).)
$12.99
Snap Bib (Yellow Logo)Q: How can you tell when the stage riser is level? A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth. (This is way too easy!).
$6.99
Messenger Bag (Black Logo)The over-paid writer couldn't think of a clever, witty quip for this item. So he was sacked. His replacement was subsequently sacked as well. The new writer is a mail room/janatorial intern.
$19.99
Tote Bag (Apple Logos front & back)The ultimate 'stocking stuffer'! What Apple fan wouldn't love to receive this lovely bag stuffed with MORE Apple goodies inside?! (The Simon Apple Tote Bag...It's not just for Christmas anymore).
$14.99
Teddy Bear - Yellow Logo$14.99
Wall Clock (Yellow Logo)Guaranteed to keep better time than Buzz. (Drummer jokes almost write themselves, eh?)
$14.99
BBQ Apron (Yellow Logo)His or Her Apron. Please specify...By law, "His" apron is enhanced with a special fire retardent polymer to douse the flames during the annual 'discovery of fire' at the family BBQ.
$17.99
Mousepad (Yellow Logo)Not many people know this is also a great stress reliever. The next time your computer crashes use this to beat the crap out of it.
$12.49
Tile Coaster (Yellow Logo)Now you can stop using our actual CD's as coasters!
$5.99
$21.99
Stein (Yellow Logo)For those under 21, this is also a beautiful "breakfast stein"...You know, for your milk & OJ. Now THIS is the breakfast of champions! (Hey, you think you can write these clever quips any better?!)
$16.99
Large Mug (Yellow Logo)Does your spouse endlessly hit the snooze button while you're trying to sleep? Use this to wake him/her. After dressing the wound, then give 'em some coffee.
$13.99
Mug (Black Logo)What's better than this mug? Well, the whole matching set, of course! Coaster, larger mug, stein, frosted mug, & travel mug! (Then Jeff can afford that new booster seat).
$11.99
Button$3.73
2.25" Magnet (10 pack)$15.98
Magnet$3.73
Boxer Shorts (Black Logo)Can you say "Kodak Moment"?
$14.99
Sticker (Rectangular) - Yellow logoLet the kids decorate the walls and appliances - fun for the whole family!
$3.50
Sticker (Oval) - Yellow logoFirst person to plaster these all over the car gets an autographed CD! (That's YOUR car....not A car.)
$3.50
