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Hillary!

Hillary!
Just to piss off all the right people!

Do These Body Thetans Make Me Look Fat?

Do These Body Thetans Make Me Look Fat?
Scientology: Providing Gay Actors With Wives Since 1952

AMERICA

AMERICA
Returning Jan 20th 2009

WORST. EVER.

WORST. EVER.
History has returned her vote.

M: Still the Moron

Vote Democrat

Vote Democrat
You don't stay the course when you are off course

No Republicans

Keyboard + Narcissistic Personality Disorder

STONED

STONED
Are you blazing for Christ?

GODLESS

GODLESS
Ann Coulter says that like it's a *bad* thing . . .

The Real Jesus Forgives Your Jesus

Fire The Liar

HEAVEN

HEAVEN
Republican FREE Since 1964!

M  the moron

I wouldn't fuck you even with Ann Coulter's dick!

He's Not My President

got jesus juice?

Jesusland!

Draft Young Republicans

YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS

YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS
Department of Homeland Hysteria

Please have America call me when she gets back

WWJD: What Would Jenna Drink?

Proud Member: Intellectual Elites

Proud Member: Intellectual Elites
You Say That Like It's A *Bad* Thing!

Blue State Secession Now

Draft All Gay Republicans

The World Hates Us For Our Chimperialism!

GOP: Putting the CON in Constitution!

GOP: Putting the CON in Constitution!
"Discrimination isn't in the Constitution -- Together we can change that!"

The Feeling's Mutual

Girly Man!

Girly Man!
Collect all three!

If you repeat a lie often enough

No "W"

Cheney: go fuck yourself

For those more polite than our VP

Deserters Shouldn't Start Wars

"Boo!  I scared ya!  Tee-hee!"

"Boo! I scared ya! Tee-hee!"
Evildoers! Terror Alerts

Liar

Fermez la (Bush)

Fermez la (Bush)
Which is foreign for "Shut your cakehole!"

The Emperor Has No Brains!

Enron Halliburton Bush Cheney Mission Accomplished

America is too great

America is too great
to be run by someone this STUPID!

The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf

The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf
"Better than My Pet Goat!" raves Fox News!

Stick It, George!

Stick It, George!
"The American People Want Me To Stick This WHERE?"

Evildoer

Laura Bush Driving Academy

It's nothing personal -- God told me to stone you

God Told Me To Hate You

4 out of 4 Baptist Divorcees

4 out of 4 Baptist Divorcees
want gays to stop undermining the sanctity of marriage

My Pedophile Priest Supports Traditional Marriage

Repent & Reload

Repent & Reload
GOP: Official Sponsor of the Apocalypse

Protect the Sanctity of Reality TV Marriages

I'm Dating Your Husband

My Catholic Priest is Dating Your Teenage Son

I Only Observe Terror Alert Colors

I Only Observe Terror Alert Colors
that work with this outfit!

Today's Terror Alert Color: TERROR COTTA

Baptists: America's very own Taliban

When Terrorists Give You Terror -- Make Tiramisu!

Ask me about becoming a Christian Crack Whore!

My god can beat up your god

Love the Sinner -- Hate their Clothes

As God Is My Waitress

As God Is My Waitress
I will never go hungry again!

I gave my love to Jesus -- Now He Never Calls

Be a man, girl!

Liberal

Liberal
Say it loud and proud!

Thou Makest Jesus Vomit

Da Vinci Code: BROKEN

Da Vinci Code: BROKEN
"Jesus, I hate eatin' at the Olive Garden!" -- Mary Magdalene

Thomas Jefferson Quotation

Thomas Jefferson Quotation
"I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature"
OBAMA! 3.5" Button
OBAMA! 3.5" Button
$2.99
HILLARY 2.25" Button
HILLARY 2.25" Button
$3.73



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