Hey there, bastardos! If you're REALLY evil, you'll buy every damn product here. If you do not do this, then Satan will swallow your genitals. That's right: Satan is the devil. "Gyahaha!!" says the evil anime enemy.
Evil ChestclothingDon't forget that if you act now, you'll also get several gallons of genuine urine!
$19.00
Ever wondered what our domain name means? This = the answer. We can make definition shirts too!! [Unfortunately for the Masses, our shirts are much more cle[a]ver than theirs].
$19.00
Frame of CarnageWhat better way to say "I slay you" than with a cinemasodomy.com license plate frame? People will kiss you a lot if you've got one of these.
$11.00
Well, this box doesn't come with anything fun in it, but you can sure put your own fun stuff in it! Besides, with the warning on the front, no one will ever look into it, guaranteed! ...maybe.
$21.00
Just LovelyIf you're what they call a "hellcat", then you'll DEFINITELY enjoy making people get close to read this. Not responsible for anal damage.
$9.00
