
Welcome to the wonderful world of Pret-a-Porter Ride Theory ANCILLARY MERCHANDISE! Want some PRIMARY MERCHANDISE? You can now buy the CD at cdbaby.com/cd/ridetheory (NOTE: This link takes you out of cafepress.com.) Check out my other Cafe Press shops: Charles Darwin's Bumper Cars: www.cafeshops.com/bumpercar Danny's Land: www.cafeshops.com/dannysland And if you want the Journal of Ride Theory zine, just drop me a line: ridetheory@hotmail.
Darwin's Bumper Car White T-ShirtFew people realize that Charles Darwin invented the bumper car while observing tortoises on the Galapagos islands. This is referred to as the Ride Theory of Evolution.
$18.49


Few people realize that Charles Darwin invented the bumper car while observing tortoises on the Galapagos islands. This is referred to as the Ride Theory of Evolution.
$18.49
Darwin's Women's T-ShirtFew people realize that Charles Darwin invented the bumper car while observing mating tortoises on the Galapagos islands. This is referred to as the Ride Theory of Evolution.
$18.49
Darwin's Fitted T (Made in the USA)Few people realize that Charles Darwin invented the bumper car while observing mating tortoises on the Galapagos islands. This is referred to as the Ride Theory of Evolution.
$19.49
Value T-shirt$10.99
Organic Cotton Tee$21.99
License Plate FrameNOTE: this product offers only minimal additional structural strength to your car's bumper. Do not ram other cars.
$10.49
Periodic Table of Dodgems Mouse PadThe patent office fossil record demonstrates that modern Dogems shared a common ancestor. This mousepad chart shows the evolution of bumper cars from the 1890s to the 1960s.
$11.99
Mr. Darwin's Time MachineMr. Darwin himself would have loved the subtle numbering and keen graphic on this clock.
$11.49
Chas Darwin's Ride Evolution MugFew people realize that Charles Darwin invented the bumper car while observing mating tortoises on the Galapagos islands. This is referred to as the Ride Theory of Evolution.
$11.49
Periodic Table of Dodgems Large MugThe patent office fossil record demonstrates that modern Dogems shared a common ancestor. This mug shows the evolution of bumper cars from the 1890s to the 1960s.
$12.49
Stein$14.50
Darwin Button$3.49
Darwin 2.25" Button (10 pack)$15.99
Small Poster$14.50
Darwin's Bumper Car Bumper StickerNOTE: this product offers only minimal additional structural strength to your car's bumper. Do not ram other cars.
$3.99
Darwinian Sticker (Oval)$3.50