Scowling Conster Fitted T-shirt (Made inThis is just the thing to put on for the jobs you DON'T want to do... taking out the garbage, changing cat pans, shoveling snow, etc...
$22.99
Scowling Conster Golf ShirtThere's nothing I hate worse than rich b!#$& golfing @$&@$(!! But buy the one in your life my golfing shirt anyway, and may he get hit in the head by a stray golf ball.
$27.99
Jr. HoodieWhy stay cold when the Conster can warm your booty!! Wear my crabassed visage around your friends and neighbors!
$32.99
Spread the non-joy!!! Give the gift of me this Christmas. :P
$25.99
Show your moodiness to the world with my scowling visage!
$22.99
This is just the thing for the cranky cantankerous mom in your life!
$23.99
Yeah, we already have warped kids running around, so LET'S ADD A FEW MORE TO THE TALLY!!!
$13.99
For that crabassed toddler/brat in your life. Go ahead and slop spaghetti sauce on my picture. I don't care.
$13.99
This will be sure to keep all the Schneider pumpkins at bay! :)
$12.99
Scowling Conster Tote BagGood for books, projects, or just fill it up with bricks to hit someone on the shin...
$16.99
Cranky Conster Teddy BearHave a heart, buy a plush. It's so like cuddling up to the real thing... although without the loud profanity!
$15.99
Scowling Conster Wall ClockWhat time is it? Time to buy yourself a clock and stop asking me what $*@($ time it is!
$13.99
Scowling Conster MousepadJust the thing for your computer nut -- the loose one behind the keyboard that is...
$15.99
My Ugly Mug on your Coffee MugI love coffee! Do you love coffee!? Unless your a moron, er, I meant Mormon. For big gorillas only.
$13.99
Fanboys suck MugProclaim your non love for those hated fat sweaty fanboys!
$15.99
