America's latest dance craze! Show you oppose terrorism ... and be a party animal at the same time! [Caution: wearing this shirt may cause you to be publicly heckled or elected to political office.]
$19.99
Shoe Bomb Of Life® Covert Camisole... Maybe more like Shoe BOMBS of Life!!! There are two big reasons you should be wearing this item - and they clearly ain't classified, girlfriend!
$16.99
It may be winter, but with our official Covert Comic Secret Sweater® it's really September (11th, to be exact) every day! Order now, and you'll be one spy who won't have to 'come in from the cold.'
$30.99
Show up wearing this thing anywhere near 930 Dolly Madison Boulevard in McLean, Virginia (22101), and trust me, you'll be sweatin!'
$25.99
Covert Comic Kevlar® Testicle ProtectorShoe Bomb of Life®! Oh sure, they CLAIM this thing is a 'bib,' but in reality it's gotta be a Kevlar® testicle protector! But if I'm wrong, hey, no hard feelings (get it? Oh, and no refunds either).
$10.99
Clandestine Coffee Cup!Thirteen dollars for a coffee mug, you ask? Wellllllll, once you taste what's INSIDE the mug ... unfortunately I cannot comment further at this time. Order NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$12.99
'Thecret Thong''Made in the USA?' God, I hope so! You'll look ravishing in this little number - assuming you can find it in the box. This is one Covert Comic item that should probably NEVER be declassified.
$10.99
Shoe Bomb Of Life® Secret Shorts!Talk about flimsy cover. Your assets won't stand a chance of avoiding detection in these cheap-ass boxers. Ideal if you're into 'foreign affairs'!
$15.99
Covert Calendar®Make it 9/11 EVERY day with our top secret Covert Calendar®! Doubles as an unclassified conventional calendar containing all 365 days of the official 'year.' Useful for ops planning!
$6.99
