Darn Tootin' Crap You Can Buy

Very cool, in a "my dad wore a white t-shirt", retro sort of way.

$20.99

For the slobbering minion with big boobs, I guess.

$23.99

A shirt for the chickies.

$19.99

The same, only, you know, grey.

$20.99

Fitted? Not for fat guys, I guess.

$20.99

Don't be ashamed. Everyone slobbers.

$19.99

Don't be ashamed. Everyone slobbers.

$19.99

It's pink and girly.

$19.99

Fancy!

$18.99

I'm not exactly sure why this is "organic". Maybe you can eat it!

$18.99

Enjoy this cheap crappy shirt!

$9.99

Sassy!

$19.99

Yo, tough guy.

$19.99

Who doesn't love spaghetti?

$18.99

You don't have to actually play baseball to wear this shirt.

$21.99

I have no idea why this costs so much. I do like hoodies, though.

$29.99

There you go!

$23.99

Well, there you go!

$26.99

I have no idea.

$22.99

So, um, buy it and wear it.

$29.99

Little minions like to slobber.

$13.99

Everybody slobbers.

$11.99

Everybody slobbers.

$7.99

Because so many truckers read me.

$12.99

It's a cap. And it's black.

$16.99

I think I might just get one of these for myself, by golly.

$21.99

Go do some toting, my slobbering minions!

$15.99

I know. I'm ashamed.

$14.99

If you buy this, I require a photo of your dog wearing it.

$18.99

Give the cook a wedgie.

$16.99

For your mouse, Corky.

$12.99

I have no idea what this is for.

$6.50

I have no idea what this is for.

$21.99

Made by fine Swiss artisans.

$12.99

I can't imagine why you'd want to look at my face while you drink, but I thought I'd throw in at least one product bearing my mug. Ha! Get it? My MUG! Hoo hoo!

$14.99

Drink some stuff.

$13.99

How fancy is this?

$13.99

It's your flair!

$3.99

Stick it on your monitor and watch the fun colors!

$3.99

I am selling my soul to the devil now.

$14.99

Now THIS is a sell-out.

$9.99

You can lie and say you visited me!

$8.00

I am far too easily amused.

$3.99

Stick it, baby.

$4.50

Plain. Simple. Some might say stupid.

$5.50