DTMan P.I. Products

Be the center of attention at your local movie house with this gem. Parents will despise you, but everyone else will worship you as a god.

$18.99

We here at dtman.com understand that the best way to be subversive is to be understated. This classic, elegant little number is secretly saucy, but not too obnoxious for the meeting on the back 9.

$17.99

Gray, simple, elegant.

$18.99

You can never go wrong with French bashing. Damned cheese eating surrender monkeys.

$22.99

Mouth shut, mind open. A sweatshirt chock full o' quotes to piss off every hippy within 25 feet.

$24.99

All good parents want their babies to be assertive, and it's never too soon to start the learning process.

$6.99

Have the coolest kid in daycare by implying the other kids' parents are hippy slackers! Sure to anger the damn dirty hippies. It's win/win.

$9.99

Face it...when you start crapping yourself again, your fate is pretty much in your kids' hands.

$11.99

Now you KNOW if someone is tailgating you close enough to read it, it's probably true...

$10.99

It's true. Same with sports cars.

$15.99

Why be witty in the cube farm in that safe, vanilla kind of way when you can display the f-word with every sip you take? Question is...do you have the guts, or do you roll over for The Man?

$12.99

Have the coolest mug in the 3-times-a-day progress meetings. Holds coffee, regular and Irish.

$11.99

Little hearts are passe. The real action is in copyright infringement.

$13.99

Remember the days of yore when DTMan controlled most of Europe. This is a faithfull reproduction of a 17th century cartographers map showing the country that later became "Spain."

$14.99

The Man is rarely looking out for your best interests, after all. All The Man is really interested in is keeping what he's got. Damn the Man.

$5.99

Don't just use sign language...share your thoughts with words!

$4.49