Why would anyone want to wear our brand? Like cattle, they sheepishly stand in line for the red-hot metal to slam down on their butt. And then, wearing that scar for the rest of their lives, they parade back into the pack as if the brand were some badge of honor. But hey, they do look way cool...
Evil Thinking ShirtA perfect companion to the Evil Thinking Hat or Evil Thinking Thong. Short sleves give you flexibility of movement in your attempts to wrest power. Collar protects your neck from those out to cut it.
$22.99
Evil Thinking T-ShirtA slightly cheaper companion to the Evil Thinking Hat. Short sleves give you flexibility of movement in your attempts to wrest power. Bold front/back logo. Did we mention cheaper?
$20.99
Evil Thinking Green T-ShirtYes, it's green. Why? Who knows. Yeah, it's a divergence from our "classic" color scheme. But you know, there's just something about this shade that appeals to us...
$15.99
For the ladies. Evil enough to show off your bra straps. And if no bra, thin enough to show off more...
$17.99
Evil Thinking Yellow T-ShirtYes! This one even fits the color scheme! Evil yellow T. Buy enough to dress your horde!
$15.99
The premium evil logo wear, a hooded sweatshirt. Flip up the top, draw the strings in tight, and find somewhere to sulk and plot your world domination. Self-contained, always at the ready.
$28.99
Evil Babies? This oen needs no explaination. Yours or someone elses? Junior wants one... buy it to appease him.
$10.99
Evil Thinking HatBlack on Black with Red and Yellow color scheme. Yes, it's a scheme after all. Declare your allegance, or at least use it to scare your boss, teacher, parents, political or religious leader.
$17.99
Hey good buddy. Sixteen wheels on an evil mission, and the Trucker Hat keeps your grey matter warm and plotting.
$12.99
Tote Bag$12.99
Evil Thinking Messenger Bag$18.99
Evil Thinking Dog T-ShirtEvery evil conspirator needs a warm puppy. This one is for fido, who has evil thoughts about things man just wouldn't understand. Yeah, you might fit into this one too.
$17.99
Evil Thinking JournalWhat would your evil plans be without a hand-written journal for the FBI to eventually recover from your lair?
$11.49
Evil Thinking MugPerfect for caffeinated beverages, and disguising the alcoholic ones. We do our best evil thinking while drinking.
$14.99
Evil Thinking SteinPerfect for alcoholic beverages, and disguising the caffeinated ones. We do our best evil thinking while drinking.
$13.99
Evil Thinking ThongEvil Thinking Hat not your cup of tea? Slip on the Evil Thinking Thong and begin plotting your rise in power.
$9.99
Evil Thinking Boxer ShortsSome might say, "If I've got the Evil Thinking Thong, do I need these?" We answer "Yes."
$13.99
Evil Thinking Greeting Cards (Pack of 6)Frankly, we can't think of a reason why you would want to use these. Have you considered the stickers, or even a hat instead? Really, as greeting cards go, these are a pretty crappy idea.
$15.99
Evil Thinking Sticker (oval)Instant thinking stuff! Buy a ton of these and stick them on all your posessions. Instant evil thinking stuff!
$3.99
Evil Thinking Sticker (rectangular)Instant thinking stuff! Buy a ton of these and stick them on all your posessions. Instant evil thinking stuff!
$3.99
