Simon Apple 'From The Toybox'

Guys: This is the perfect gift for your wife/girlfriend... and you don't even have to leave the house, sit in traffic, stand in line, etc. Utopia, no? (Sorry, the invisible model is not included).

$23.99

Women: This is really a gift for you. While he's out hitting a little ball around in his new Apple attire, you get time for YOU! It's these cherished moments that almost bring a tear to your eye.

$19.99

Since we plastered the logo on everything in God's green earth, it wouldn't be right not to include the obligatory White T-Shirt, now would it? Printing on front & back.

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Excluding a few artistic variations, it's not much different than the white shirt. Except that it costs $1 more. Why? Because it's grey. Grey is expensive. Imported from Greenland. (Go figure?)

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Didn't these go out of style 20 years ago?! What's next? Bell-bottoms?!

$21.99

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A: The "Defendant". That has nothing to do with this lovely Simon Apple Long Sleeve T-Shirt, but, how can you resist a good drummer joke?

$19.99

New Simon Apple gangsta apparel. A shout out to all our homies in da hood keepin' it real. Peace out.

$32.99

"Scenes Of December" lost lyrics: Snow falling lightly, so brightly in the glow of streetlight...tonight. The north winds are blowing, so buy a sweatshirt.

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This is our biggest seller among drummers. (These drummer jokes write themselves. Heck, even a drummer could probably write these!) {Don't worry about Buzz's hurt feelings - he can't read anyway}

$6.99

Buy this for your favorite Oompa Loompa.... Excluding Jeff. (But he thanks you for your heart felt intentions). [Printing on front & back],

$13.99

How much more black can it get? None. None more black.

$15.99

What Apple fan wouldn't love to receive this lovely bag of joy stuffed with MORE Apple goodies inside?! (The ultimate 'stocking stuffer'!... It's not just for Christmas anymore).

$15.99

Let's see... What can we use to sell this item? Hmmm... These things aren't gonna sell themselves... *scratching head in deep thought* ... Got it!!! We need another drummer joke!...

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At these prices you can get a set of 4 for the entire house. Of course, then you have to get matching mugs as well! You know ya want to... C'mon you only live once!

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Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Fortunately, this clock has a more precise concept of time.

$14.99

Why are mousepads so darn expensive?! Another one of life's great mysteries. If we could sell them cheaper, we would. (The bosses aren't gonna like the profit margin on this one!)

$12.99

Perfect for the man in your life who insists on annually setting the backyard ablaze. (Just roll him around a little....he'll be alright). Female aprons come without the extra flame retardant.

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What's better than this mug? Well, the whole matching set, of course! Coaster, larger mug, stein, frosted mug, & travel mug! (Isn't it comforting to see capitalism alive & well?)

$12.99

Does your spouse endlessly hit the snooze button while you're trying to sleep? Use this to wake him/her. After dressing the wound, then give 'em some coffee.

$13.99

Be the coolest person at Oktoberfest with this baby! (Liederhose not included).

$16.99

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Simon Apple boxers.... Life just doesn't get any better than this.

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Not just for kids anymore! (Especially at these prices!)

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