Angry Magic DuckBuy my shirt, quackaz! Wreck-o-nize! Peppermint schnapps!
$17.99
Human Billboard - For the LadiesNow both sexes can worship Gardner comfortably and fashionably.
$17.99
Banana-man Halloween costumeDisguise yourself as a GLFC-brand banana. Just in time for Christmas!
$17.99


Chart Lil' Gardner's progression from adorable baby to disturbing robotic severed head with this fashionable baseball-T.
$19.99


It's like a bumper sticker for your head! Now you can be a jerk and a pedestrian--simultaneously!
$13.99
GLFC MugGaze upon my glory as you feed your caffeine addiction.
$13.99
Adhesive PropagandaPerfect for decorating your guitar or silencing a boor at the bar.
$3.50