

You are beautiful and intelligent. Why not show it with this snappy Automatic Hotel t-shirt? This limited edition T was designed for Automatic Hotel's October 2005 Mini-Tour.
$20.99
Automatic Green MachineYou're alive, you're interesting and you ROCK. This is the Automatic Hotel T for you. It's green. It's cool. End of story.
$19.99


You have gorgeous arms and a beautiful neckline. This one is for you.
$18.99


Now THIS is a cool t-shirt.
$20.00


Now this is totally rockin' armor
$20.99
Women's Tank Top$19.99


You rock. This is your armor, and no one else has it but you.
$38.98


It's yer basic hat.
$24.98
This is my bag baby! YEAH!No one will know that your pot is in here! It is impervious to x-rays. This bag has been used by real secret agents to carry items crucial to national security! Jack Bauer owns one, so should you!
$30.99
Teddy BearAwww so cute..but wait! Don't buy it for your kids (unless you hate them) This teddy bear is for your enemies, or your asshole boss. Actually the possibilities are endless!
$26.98
BBQ Apron$21.00
It's a journal, stupid.Use this book for your most personal secrets, phone numbers of your hos or as the keeper of your most awesome lyrics and poetry.
$14.99
Mousepad$12.99
AUTOMATIC THROW PILLOW!Mike says, "Hey.. why not take a nap on my face?"
$21.99
Tile Coaster$6.59
Wall Clock$12.99
Hotel Coffee MugThis amazing coffee mug can also be used for other beverages such as Tea, Milk, Jagermeister and Cocoa. This is a magic mug. Drinking from it will increase your IQ by 500 points! It's true!
$14.99
AH ButtonStick it
$2.29
Rectangle Magnet$5.00
Automatically Thonglicious!We want to see you in these panties. End of story.
$12.99
Calendar Print$5.99
Automatic Hotel StickerWhat can we say about this? Stick it.
$5.00
Hotel Sticker (Oval)OH my god, it's shaped like an OVAL!
$5.00