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Products that will make your "little soldier" stand at attention.

George Allen, Neo-Confederate

Water Fountain Stickers

Water Fountain Stickers
Take a stand for James Crowe laws and the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution by placing these stickers on your favorite water fountains, restrooms, and resturants.

Singing Fish

Singing Fish
Republican Jesus: "Nothing honors the sacredness of my birthday more than the gift of a singing bass from Wal-Mart."

GOP Treason/Corruption

Dick's Done

Santorum's Dog

Santorum's Dog
Do it the Santorum way--man-on-doggy style!

Op. Yellow Elephant Bingo

Op. Yellow Elephant Bingo
Play bingo with our favorite College Republican excuses for not signing up to fight in Iraq.

OYE - Sign Up or Shut Up

OYE - Sign Up or Shut Up
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

Operation Yellow Elephant

Operation Yellow Elephant
Shirts, stickers, buttons, mugs, and more...

Bush-Pinochet '04

Bush-Pinochet '04
The perfect ticket to promote Bush era values

Shirts

Shirts
Jesus' General, Republican Jesus, and more shirts and sweats

Mugs

Mugs
Republican Jesus, Armed Fetus, and our favorite dog loving senator mugs

Bumperstickers

Bumperstickers
And more...

2004

2004
1984 is twenty years late

Men's and women's shirts in various styles and colors.

Torture is not a family value

Ash Grey -torture/hh
Ash Grey -torture/hh
$22.99
Ringer - torture/values
Ringer - torture/values
$24.99
Armed Fetus Mousepad
Armed Fetus Mousepad
$12.99


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