Welcome to the Pesky the Rat General Store, the official store of Peskytherat.com. The merchandise hamsters have been hard at work whipping up new products and fiddling with the logos. One of them got eaten by Janet the Snake, but the family has accepted our condolences, and we do not believe there is any impending legal action.

Pesky the Rat is a leading rodentian pundit known for this toothy political commentary. Janet the Snake is his arch-nemesis, the SuperSexy Reptile Pundit who continually tries to eat him. Together with a zoofull of other political animals, they make up the crew at Peskytherat.com.

So go ahead and enjoy! New products will be added periodically. If you have a request, go to Pesky's home page and click on the email link on the left.

Featured in April: NEW campaign 2004 stores! Find the latest Bush and Kerry gear, including shirts, clocks, mugs, and more.

Pesky's Corner Pesky's campaign stickers, and all other things Pesky the Rat.	Janet the Snake's SuperSexy Store Janet the Snake, the most fashionable reptile on earth, invites you to browse her latest designs.
Bush 2004 Merchandise Because no self-respecting blood-sucking insect would be caught without his Bush 2004 schwag!	Kerry 2004 Merchandise The noble critters of the world rally around the tallest primate on earth.
Pesky's Favorites Products featuring some of Pesky's favorite images from the past year.	Worthy Causes The environment, gay marriage, and more...
Harry the Cat for John Kerry $17.99