ETERNALLY OBSCURE. The Franklin Pierce Bicentennial has come and gone, but his obscurity goes on forever. Celebrate the invisible legacy of America's 14th president with these fine products.
Good Looking, Obscure T-ShirtFranklin Pierce was America's most obscure--and best looking--president. You'll take on those qualities when you slip on this T-shirt.
$18.99
Women's Celebrity Magazine ShirtToday's stars will soon be forgotten. But the presidents are celebrities with staying power. You can celebrate with this t-shirt, featuring the cover of the non-existent magazine Our Presidents.
$15.99
All parents believe their children could grow up to be president. Set the bar high by dressing your little one in our infant/child T-shirt.
$12.99
In our celebrity-drunken culture, you can help your child focus on the things that make the U.S. great with this T-shirt.
$14.99
Pierce's Punch CoasterWhen the Pierces had a party, they never worried about rings on their Early American furniture. They always had plenty of coasters on hand. Carry on the tradition with our tile Punch Coasters.
$5.50
No Regrets JournalDespite the shambles of his presidency, Pierce felt neither regret nor the need for spin. That leaves plenty of room in this handsome journal for you. So indulge the way Frank never did.
$10.49
Our Presidents MousepadPut your mouse on the REAL celebrities. From the cover of a non-existent magazine.
$11.99
Franklin Pierce Coffee MugWe don't know what beverage President Pierce would have poured into this mug, but nothing you drink from it will be too strong.
$11.99
Pierce In Retirement MugFor those times when you need a few extra ingredients in your coffee. This mug is larger than our regular size. Cheers!
$12.99
Magnetic PresidentAs America's best looking president, Franklin Pierce will add a touch of class and grace to your fridge. Your children's artwork will look better attached with this wonderful magnet.
$3.49
Pierce Magnet x 10Do the math. If one magnet of America's handsomest president will immediately improve the look of your fridge, think of what this pack of 10 sturdy magnets will accomplish.
$14.99
Cast Your Vote Bicentennial ButtonLong before the election of 2004 will be forgotten, Pierce had already been forgotten. Celebrate his obscurity with this bicentennial button.
$3.49
10 Bicentennial ButtonsFranklin Pierce's bicentennial only comes once in a lifetime. Make sure you have enough of these delightful buttons on hand. The perfect accessory for cocktail parties or raves.
$14.99
Sweet Jane Pierce ThongWas Jane Pierce's dour demeanor, her religious fanaticism, her "morbid aversion to social life" just an act to advance her husband's political career? Consider it as you slip on this comfy thong.
$8.99
Wish You Were Pierce postcards (Package of 8)Whether in the White House, in the Mexican War or in Concord, Franklin Pierce kept up a lively correspondence. These postcards just might inspire you to rise to some rhetorical heights yourself.
$6.50
Get Pierced bumper stickerPerfect for the 2004 election season, celebrate the Franklin Pierce bicentennial on the back of your car.
$4.49
Get Pierced StickerStick America's most obscure--and best looking--president almost anywhere. On notebooks, backpacks, closet doors--even on your kid brother. Presidents are patriotic.
$3.99
