Poker. Online Poker. Primate Poker(tm).

PrimatePoker is a team of great apes who play aggressive, "no-limit" poker, online-- and fulltime. They play under screen names such as "DrDestructo" and "ThePikerMan". We've VALUE PRICED one of the Poker Caps and one of the T-Shirts. Check them out. Our apes are inherently social, instinctive, aggressive, and very territorial. This unique combination makes them especially well suited for no-limit poker played online. Our apes can literally "smell the fear" on other players....even online. Our entire team of poker-playing apes hail from Primate Programming Inc (PPI) , the IT outsourcing firm located in Des Moines, Iowa. To learn more about PPI, click the image above. Players on the PrimatePoker team each play online an average of 4 hours per day. The average player here generates $240K per year. That's about $300 per hour playing poker online. Our apes are highly intelligent, controlled, and above all instinctive .... poker animals. Our story and success has created a media frenzy. Our players are now celebrities worldwide. In response to overwhelming demand, www.PrimatePoker.com merchandise is now available. Enjoy our shop.