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PrimatePoker is a team of great apes who play aggressive, "no-limit" poker, online-- and fulltime. They play under screen names such as "DrDestructo" and "ThePikerMan". 

Our apes are inherently social, instinctive, aggressive, and very territorial. This unique combination makes them especially well suited for no-limit poker played online. Our apes can literally "smell the fear" on other players....even online. 

Our entire team of poker-playing apes hail from Primate Programming Inc (PPI) , the IT outsourcing firm located in Des Moines, Iowa. To learn more about PPI, click the image above. 

Players on the PrimatePoker team each play online an average of 4 hours per day. The average player here generates $240K per year. That's about $300 per hour playing poker online. 

Our apes are highly intelligent, controlled, and above all instinctive .... poker animals. 

Our story and success has created a media frenzy. Our players are now celebrities worldwide. 

In response to overwhelming demand, www.PrimatePoker.com merchandise is now available. Enjoy our shop.

Apparel   Back to Top

PrimatePoker(tm) Baseball Jersey
PrimatePoker(tm) Baseball Jersey
$35.99
ALL-IN/RAISE Combo PrimatePoker Baseball Jersey
ALL-IN/RAISE Combo PrimatePoker Baseball Jersey
$35.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker White T-Shirt
ALL-IN PrimatePoker White T-Shirt
$18.99
PrimatePoker.com "RAISE." White T-Shirt
PrimatePoker.com "RAISE." White T-Shirt
$18.99
PrimatePoker "RAISE." Ash Grey T-Shirt
PrimatePoker "RAISE." Ash Grey T-Shirt
$27.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PrimatePoker(tm) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$31.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Long Sleeve T-Shirt
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$31.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Women's T-Shirt
PrimatePoker(tm) Women's T-Shirt
$27.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Hooded Sweatshirt
PrimatePoker(tm) Hooded Sweatshirt
$41.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Sweatshirt
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Sweatshirt
$32.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Sweatshirt
PrimatePoker(tm) Sweatshirt
$32.99
 Classic Thong
Classic Thong
$15.99
 Classic Thong
Classic Thong
$15.99
Housewares   Back to Top

ALL-IN PrimatePoker Large Mug
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Large Mug
$15.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Stein
PrimatePoker(tm) Stein
$23.99
PrimatePoker Mousepad
PrimatePoker Mousepad
$14.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Mousepad
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Mousepad
$14.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Wall Clock
PrimatePoker(tm) Wall Clock
$19.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Wall Clock
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Wall Clock
$19.99
PrimatePoker(tm) BBQ Apron
PrimatePoker(tm) BBQ Apron
$24.99
Hats & Bags   Back to Top

PrimatePoker(tm) Black Poker Cap
PrimatePoker(tm) Black Poker Cap
$20.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Poker Table Cap
PrimatePoker(tm) Poker Table Cap
$11.99
Posters, Prints and More!   Back to Top

Primate Poker Postcards (Package of 8)
Primate Poker Postcards (Package of 8)
$8.99
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Small Poster
ALL-IN PrimatePoker Small Poster
$16.99
PrimatePoker(tm) Large Poster
PrimatePoker(tm) Large Poster
$19.99


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