

Show your pride for your favorite website by wearing your official Rants in Your Pants T-Shirt!
$14.99
Rants in Your Pants Golf ShirtThis says it's a Golf Shirt, but it also doubles as a Bowling Shirt or a Clubbing Shirt!
$16.99
Rants in Your Pants Yellow T-ShirtNow you can show your rants on your t-shirts!
$17.99


As Adam Sandler would say, "My gray hooded sweeeeeat shirt!"
$24.99


Show that your kid not only has poop in their pants, but rants as well!
$12.99


Be just like Alex and dress your child in Rants t-shirt for him or her!
$10.99
RIYP Black CapShow your support for the site with this stylish black ballcap (and Goths - this one is for you!)
$14.99


Saddle up the convoy and keep on truckin' and rantin' with this cap! Be the envy of your NASCAR friends!
$10.99


It's back! The top selling Rants Cap!
$14.99
Rants Messenger BagIt's the RIYP messenger bag!
$18.99
MousepadPut this mouse pad next to your red stapler and let your co-workers know where you vent!
$11.99
RIYP Wall ClockKeep track of how long until you can rant (or keep track of how long you've been at the site). Either way, time is important, and no better way to tell time than a RIYP clock!
$11.99
Rants Rectangle Magnet (10 pack)Put upi your work on the refridgerator with this RIYP magnet!
$19.99
Rants Rectangle MagnetPin up your work on the fridge with this RIYP magnet!
$3.49
Rants in Your Pants Boxer ShortsLiterally put some rants in your pants with these Rants boxer shorts!
$12.99
Classic ThongLadies, you too can put some literal rants in your pants with this thong!
$7.99
Rants Mini Poster PrintShow your rants with the RIYP poster!
$4.99
Sticker (Rectangular)Show your support for the website with this sticker!
$3.49
Sticker (Bumper)When you are stuck in traffic, tell those stuck around you exactly where you are going to rant about it!
$3.99
Rants Sticker (Oval)After so many of these descriptions, I just don't know what to say. I mean, it's an oval sticker, right?
$2.99