Your Band Sucks Fitted T-ShirtSnug and sassy!
$19.99
Your Band Sucks White T-ShirtA classic.
$19.99


For when you're too slovenly for white.
$19.99


Support RRC! Go braless!
$23.99
Your Band Sucks Women's T-ShirtSometimes a gal just wants something simple.
$19.99


Ooh la la. Tres exotique!
$21.99


Show those band dudes that you ain't havin' it.
$22.99
Your Band Sucks Jr. HoodiePerfect for moping!
$29.99


A perfect marriage of cloth and words!
$21.99


The ladies know that long sleeves mean long arms!
$23.99


Perfect for doing things!
$29.99


You don't really have to sweat in it.
$25.99


Perfect for your future Douchebag!
$13.99


Daddy? Why must you suck so hard?
$14.99
Your Band Sucks BibFor babies and vegetables!
$10.99


Show 'em how you feel via a hat!
$15.99
Your Band Sucks Black CapBend over and fill 'er up, buddy!
$19.99
Your Band Sucks Tote BagPerfect for carrying items!
$15.99
Your Band Sucks Tile CoasterImpervious to warm liquids!
$9.50
Your Band Sucks MousepadJizz resistant!
$12.99
Your Band Sucks Wall ClockIt's always time to suck!
$15.99
Your Band Sucks Large MugGot a band dude in your office? You know what to do.
$14.99
Your Band Sucks MugCheers, bitches!
$13.99
Your Band Sucks SteinPerfect for keggers, stein hoists, beer blasts and more!
$18.99
Your Band Sucks Boxer ShortsWe don't know why you'd want these, but here ya go!
$17.99
Your Band Sucks Classic ThongBuy these and send pictures ASAP!
$12.99
Your Band Sucks Postcards (Package of 8)Pass 'em out at multi-band shows!
$8.99
Your Band Sucks Sticker (Oval)Slap it on a Douchebag's case. Big laffs!
$3.50
Your Band Sucks Sticker (Rectangular)Slap this one on there, too! Laffs X2!
$3.50
Sticker (Bumper)$3.49