Tired of hearing stupid people put words in God's mouth without even getting turned to pillars of salt? Speak for the God you believe in with one of His expressive "Says God" T-shirts! Guaranteed to give your mother a stroke and make fundamentalist snipers hound you wherever you go. Plus, you'll score big points with the Man Himself! (To see all products, click here.)
White T-Shirt: "Read a science book"Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$18.99
Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$18.99
Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$22.99
Golf Shirt: "Read a science book"$20.99
Tote Bag: "Read a science book"Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$13.99
Mousepad: "Read a science book"Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$11.99
Large Mug: "Read a science book"Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$12.99
Mug: "Read a science book"Caption: If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
$11.99
