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Hello and Welcome to Shmatte For You! 
(Shmatte - pronouned "shmah'tuh" : a garment or rag)

Hmm, who is Scott Everett Berger?

A comedian from Southern California who loves bacon,  his wife, and eating pie.  I'm also one of the co-producers of The Comedy Outpost  - taking comedy to the outskirts, and founder of the J.F.B.: Jews For Bacon.

I've got some great Comedy Outpost gear here, as well as on my other store...cafepress.com/comedyoutpost
 
Are you a Hot Yenta Bitch or just a Bad Jew at heart?
(yenta : a gabby, talkative woman, a matchmaker - a term of endearment)
(Bad Jew : anyone of Jewish descent that's broke and eats pork) 
Then wear your shmatte proud!

Send me a picture of you wearing any of these fine products and I just might post it on my website!
Send to scotteverettberger@yahoo.com

L'Chaim (To Life!),
Scott

Apparel   Back to Top

Life's Short Laugh Hard Mens Ringer T
Life's Short Laugh Hard Mens Ringer T
$21.99
SEB Drumming Quote Organic Cotton Tee
SEB Drumming Quote Organic Cotton Tee
$21.99
Fuck Cancer Black T-Shirt
Fuck Cancer Black T-Shirt
$22.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard  Men's Sleeveless Tee
Life's Short Laugh Hard Men's Sleeveless Tee
$18.99
PROPHETS Women's Tank Top
PROPHETS Women's Tank Top
$19.99
J.F.B. Womens Ringer T-shirt
J.F.B. Womens Ringer T-shirt
$21.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Fitted T-Shirt
Life's Short Laugh Hard Fitted T-Shirt
$20.99
 Fuck Cancer Yellow T-Shirt
Fuck Cancer Yellow T-Shirt
$19.99
PROPHET Green T-Shirt
PROPHET Green T-Shirt
$19.99
Hot Yenta Bitch Dog T-Shirt
Hot Yenta Bitch Dog T-Shirt
$14.99
Hot Yenta Bitch Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Hot Yenta Bitch Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$17.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Jr. Raglan
Life's Short Laugh Hard Jr. Raglan
$22.99
PROPHETS White T-Shirt
PROPHETS White T-Shirt
$19.99
Excuse/C.O.  Ash Grey T-Shirt
Excuse/C.O. Ash Grey T-Shirt
$19.99
C.O. logo Golf Shirt
C.O. logo Golf Shirt
$20.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Sleeve T-Shirt
Life's Short Laugh Hard Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.99
Hot Yenta Bitch Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Hot Yenta Bitch Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$25.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Life's Short Laugh Hard Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$17.99
Excuse/C.O. logo Sweatshirt
Excuse/C.O. logo Sweatshirt
$22.99
S.E.B. Wasn't Here Classic Thong
S.E.B. Wasn't Here Classic Thong
$9.99
Baby   Back to Top

 Prophets Kids Baseball Jersey
Prophets Kids Baseball Jersey
$18.99
Excuse/CO logo Kids T-Shirt
Excuse/CO logo Kids T-Shirt
$14.99
PROPHET Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
PROPHET Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
S.E.B. Excuse Infant Creeper
S.E.B. Excuse Infant Creeper
$11.99
SEB Lil' Devil Bib
SEB Lil' Devil Bib
$7.99
Housewares   Back to Top

Life's Short Laugh Hard Throw Pillow
Life's Short Laugh Hard Throw Pillow
$17.99
SEB drumming quote Large Mug
SEB drumming quote Large Mug
$14.99
Life's Short Laugh Hard Mug
Life's Short Laugh Hard Mug
$13.99
J F B Tile Coaster
J F B Tile Coaster
$4.99
I WANT YOU... Mousepad
I WANT YOU... Mousepad
$13.99
SEB drumming quote Wall Clock
SEB drumming quote Wall Clock
$13.99
J.F.B.  BBQ Apron
J.F.B. BBQ Apron
$16.99
Hats & Bags   Back to Top

Comedian Black Cap
Comedian Black Cap
$14.99
J F B Cap
J F B Cap
$16.99
J.F.B. Tote Bag
J.F.B. Tote Bag
$14.99
PROPHETS Messenger Bag
PROPHETS Messenger Bag
$22.99
Stickers, Buttons & Magnets   Back to Top

Life's Short Laugh Hard Rectangle Magnet
Life's Short Laugh Hard Rectangle Magnet
$4.00
SEB Mini Button
SEB Mini Button
$1.59
S.E.B. WASNT HERE...Button
S.E.B. WASNT HERE...Button
$3.74
J F B Magnet
J F B Magnet
$3.74
JFB Sticker (Oval)
JFB Sticker (Oval)
$4.00
SEB Drumming Quote Sticker (Rectangular)
SEB Drumming Quote Sticker (Rectangular)
$4.00
 LAUGH License Plate Frame
LAUGH License Plate Frame
$12.99
Posters, Prints and More!   Back to Top

I WANT YOU... Calendar Print
I WANT YOU... Calendar Print
$5.99
 PROPHETS Journal
PROPHETS Journal
$8.50
I Want You...to laugh Postcards (Package of 8)
I Want You...to laugh Postcards (Package of 8)
$7.99


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