Show that you've got style... Shumpy style! Everybody knows Shumpy and now everyone can know you do. Slap on a hat or a shirt, bring your own Shumpy mug to the bar, rub your mouse all over Shumpy's face (he likes that, you know). And you can take comfort in the fact that all proceeds will go to Shumpy, everyone's favorite charity.
Shumpy Shirt/Bar RagLet everyone know you are a member of the Right Reverend Shumpy's congregation. Or just wipe up after the party. We don't care.
$20.00
"If you can read this you better buy me a drink" After Shumpy, the next best thing against your skin. Order a size or two smaller than usual to allow for... uh, stretchage, yeah, that's it.
$25.00
Formal Shumpy WearGot a wedding coming up? Or maybe you're being awarded the Nobel Prize (for Partying). Well THIS is what they're wearing in Paris.
$20.00
80% of your body heat escapes through your head (more if you're Greg or Alan). This hat keeps it in. And the mesh back is perfect for making Martinis and Cosmoplitans (shaken, not stirred).
$13.00
Christmas OrnamentHo! Ho! Holiday fun from the Shumpster.
$7.00
Mousepad/Shumpy-sized CoasterAlways wanted to rub your mouse over Shumpy's face? Here's your chance. Or use it to keep your Shumpy-sized drink from making the bar wet.
$13.00
Shumpy Sized Beverage ContainerDrink big or go home. Just don't try to keep up with Shumpy. He's a professional you know.
$16.00
Shumpy.com Badge of PrideJoin the Legion of Shumpitude. Show your Shumpiness wherever you go.
$3.74
Bunch o' Shumpy Buttons (10 pack)Give to your friends... or enemies. Convert the WORLD to the way of the Shumpy!
$18.99
Magnet du ShumpyStick your favorite comics to the fridge with STYLE!!!
$3.74
Magnet Mega-Pack10 Magnets with Shumpy's face on them. This wil hold ANYTHING down.
$18.99
Thong/SlingshotPut Shumpy's face where he REALLY wants it to be.
$8.00
Bumper Sticker/Emergency ClothingSlap it on your car and show the world or, if your clothes are ripped off by adoring fans, use it to cover your privates (it could happen).
$3.50
