Socrates on Children Child Tyrants. The more things change, the more they stay the same. "Children today are tyrants. The contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." -Socrates, 469-399BC |
Socrates on Food Eating - "Thou shouldst eat to live, not live to eat." - Socrates "Thou shoulst live to buy these products." - Sisyphus |
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Socrates on Envy Envy - "Envy is the ulcer of the soul." - Socrates. "These products are the antacid of your life." - Sisyphus. Aid your digestion; buy these products. |
Socrates on Good and Evil Good & Evil - "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." - Socrates. "The only evil is not buying these products." - Sisyphus. |
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Socrates on Marriage Marriage - "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates. Whatever you decide, buy these products! |
Socrates' Knowledge Knowledge - "I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance." - Socrates. "I know nothing except the fact that you need to buy these products." - Sisyphus. |
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Socrates' Opinion on Opinions Opinion - "Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools." -Socrates. "Don't be a fool; buy these items." - Sisyphus. |
Socrates' Golden Rule Golden Rule - "Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others." - Socrates. (Sounds like Hillel's Law (20BC), and Jesus's Golden Rule). |
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Socrates on Personal Standards Honor - "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be." - Socrates. "The greatest way to live with style is to purchase these products." - Sisyphus. |
Socrates on Friendship Friendship - "Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokes of your love." - Socrates. These products are very sensible tokens! |
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Socrates the Politician Politics - "I was really too honest - to be a politician and live." - Socrates. "Honestly, you'll live better if you buy these products." - Sisyphus. |
Socrates on Self-Reflection Life - "The unexamined lilfe is not worth living to a human." - Socrates. "Especially without these products." - Sisyphus. |
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