Voltaire on God Votaire's God: "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." Don't be too afraid to buy and use these products! |
Voltaire on Absurd Beliefs Absurdities: "If we believe in absurdities, we shall commit atrocities." --Voltaire Nothing is less absurd than buying these products! |
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Voltaire on Dissidents Dangerous: "It is dangerous to be right when the government if wrong." --Voltaire We all know that the motivation behind Aschcroft's Patriot Act is nothing new. Buy these products/spread the word! |
Voltaire on Bores Boring: "The way to become boring is to say everything." --Voltaire The way to become exciting is to buy these products! |
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Voltaire on Freedom Freedom: "Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." --Voltaire. These products aren't free, but buying them will help you feel like a free thinker! |
Voltaire on God Invention: "If god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." --Voltaire. These products exist, and it's necessary for you to buy them! |
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Voltaire on Discernment Discernment: "Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers." --Voltaire. Judge of a person by whether he owns these products or not. |
Voltaire on Money and Religion Religion: "When its a question of money, everybody is of he same religion." --Voltaire. When its a question of money, use it to buy these products. |
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Voltaire on Singing Sung: "Anything too stupid to be said is sung." --Voltaire. These products are a MUST for the opera buffs and morning-shower divas in your life. |
Voltaire on Success Success: "To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." --Voltaire (buying these items doesn't hurt, either!) |
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Voltaire on Action Action: "To do is to be." --Voltaire. "To buy these products is to REALLY be." --Sisyphus |
Voltaire on Witty Sayings Aphorisms: "A witty saying proves nothing." --Voltaire. "But having these witty sayings on your clothes and accessories proves you're smart." --Sisyphus. |
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