Sisyphus Stores : Humor

Humorous, funny, and thought-provoking ideas on clothing, mugs, clocks, stickers, posters, etc.

Buckle Up! Prevent Alien Abductions! Alien Snatch: "BUCKLE UP! IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR." Stop alien abuctions NOW. No more UFO and Flying Saucer Tyranny!	Closet Claustrophobic These product always gets laughs--after a few moments! Is this phobia listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? It should be, if they had a sense of humor!
A Fool and His Money Fool: "How do a FOOL and his MONEY get together to begin with?" We all know "A fool and his money are soon parted," but the real question is how a fool even gets money!	Do Not Walk on the Grass How does a "Do not walk on the grass" sign get there? Somebody must have walked on the grass to put it there.
The Truth About Mom's Warning The Truth: "It's funny until someone pokes their eye out...THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!" You can't say this to your Mom, let these products say it for you!	Latin Woodchuck Chuck A dead tongue-twister in a dead tongue! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
There are three kinds of people: "There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't."	KEEP STARING...I MAY DO A TRICK STARE: "KEEP STARING...I MAY DO A TRICK." A bit more mature than "Take a picture, it lasts longer," and without the potential royalty issues if the photo gets published. Embarrass the lewd gawkers.
D.T.A. : DON'T TRUST ANYBODY D.T.A.: Don't trust anybody. (Except the people selling you these products!)	Science Fiction "I'm donating my body to Science Fiction." The perfect answer to the work-out-a-holics and the health food freaks. Bring on the super-size!
Extremism Extremism: Not "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice (Barry Goldwater)," but "Extremism in defense of extremism is no vice!" ACT NOW!	What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? Hokey Pokey: "What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?" You better get some of these products just in case...