Welcome to the online store for Team-TSG (Joe and Tom, the Two Short Guys)! We offer various products here - shirts, hats, mouse pads, etc - all with one of our logos on there. Hey, we can just about guarantee that you'll be the only one you know wearing one of these shirts! We sell these at zero mark-up, just trying to keep the fun going. Cheers, Joe "Little Joe" Litton Tom "Duffbert" Duff joelitton.net/Team-TSG/index.html
Team-TSG Golf Shirt (white)How hard is it to find even ONE short, bald geek - let alone TWO! Be the first on your block (maybe the only one in your country!) to sport this awesome logo of geek pride!
$16.99
Ahh...There's nothing as relaxing as a comfy T-Shirt. And why not relax in style, sporting the logo of Two Short Guys! A look at us is always good for a laugh.
$14.99
Team-TSG Women's T-ShirtLadies, show your solidarity with geek runts! Wear the Team-TSG logo with pride!
$14.99
Team-TSG White T-ShirtThe classic T. Awesome logo of short bald geeks on the front, way-cool slogan on the back. C'mon, you KNOW you want one!
$17.99
OK, there's no Team-TSG baseball team. But that doesn't mean you can't get all casual in the jersey anyway.
$16.99
On those cooler evenings, what could be better than a long-sleeved T with Team-TSG over your heart...awww.
$21.99
This is the perfect attire during your workout tossing the Team-TSG Flying Disc. Also suitable as formal evening wear.
$23.99
Team-TSG BearAwww...isn't it CUTE?
$12.99
Official Team-TSG MousepadIf you buy one of these mousepads, our wives might even pay to see a mouse bopping around our faces.
$10.99
Official Team-TSG JournalWe all have short-comings. The Official Team-TSG Journal is the perfect place to jot down small notes and brief thoughts. Bound to be a rare collector's item!
$9.49
Team-TSG Wall ClockWhere to start? This clock is awesome! Where else can you find a clock with the 6 at the top?
$10.99
Team-TSG Large MugFor the geek or geek fan who needs more that just a small gulp of caffeine to get the day started. (Warning! We're not responsible if you try to take a sip, see our faces, and cough up the coffee!)
$11.99
Team-TSG Mug (Regular size)The regular-size mug is perfect for most short folks...Hey, we're more efficiently-sized and don't always need those larger-sized mugs! On the other hand, more caffiene/smaller body can be AWESOME too
$10.99
Official Team-TSG Beer SteinIt's the end of a long day of cranking awesome code. You've worked hard, now enjoy a brew with US!
$13.99
Team-TSG Classic ThongOK, first off, if you order this, we do NOT wanna know! But it's just too funny to NOT have this available!
$7.99
Team-TSG Boxer ShortsNo tighty whities here! Stylin' boxers, baby!
$12.99
