Vikar's Rant Store You know, some people want to be closet ranters. You shouldn't be. Let the whole world know that you are one of us. Let em see you coming with some of the Vikarsrant merchandise. (Note: For many of the clothing items, it is the price as shown, however, the manufacturer will add 3 more bucks for sizes that are XXL and beyond. Sorry. But, I'll do you a solid. I'll make certain that sweatshirts and jerseys are very close to the base price.) Choose from the following.
White T-Shirt with Vikarsrant logoGoing to workout? Wear one of these.
$18.99


Guys, stumped on what to get the lady? Try this, it will look great!
$22.50
Vikarsrant Golf ShirtWe have casual Fridays at my place of torture..I mean job. Fight the power within the power and wear one of these dressy golf shirts. Good with a pair of khakis.
$17.99
Rantress T-shirtLadies, this tasteful white tee shirt is great with a nice set of jeans. Perfect for the Rantress in you.
$19.00


Cool off in the summer with a classic Tank Top for young ladies
$17.99
Green T-ShirtIt is... green. Have a drink.
$18.99


A nice shirt for the kids. Your choice - Pink or Salmon.
$20.99


A soft pink shirt that is good for any spring soltice.
$18.99
Yellow T-ShirtFor those times you may be fighting Green Lantern.
$18.99


Be the first one on the diamond with one of these babies. You will make more than a fashion statement.
$20.99


Wear this with a pair of jeans and you are all set. It is perfect for a casual evening of media tarnished news.
$24.99


I love these shirts for the spring. They remind me of the old Ocean Pacific stuff I wore growing up down the shore. Good with a pair of shorts or a pair of jeans.
$23.00


$27.99


There is a ranter born every minute.
$21.99
Little Ranter Snap BibIf your kid is going to cry - give it an explantion with this.
$7.00


If your kid is going to cry - give it a reason with this.
$13.00
Evil Black CapPerhaps ranters SHOULD wear black. After all, we are mourning the death of common sense.
$16.00


For a light lid on your cranium space and to keep cool in the summer. I think this hat is the hat for you. Let em know you are a ranter.
$11.99
Endless Bag of ComplaintsFor the Ranter on the go...
Keep your complaints and other stuff in it.
Front with Endless Bag of Complaints label and Back with "Argue with stupidity" statement
$14.00
Messenger Bag$20.00
Warm n Fuzzy Teddy BearHey, I am not the only bear around here. I am just the growling one.
$14.00
Killian T-Shirt WarmerThink my dogs will not wear this? Think again.
$17.99
Tile Coaster (For The Neat Ranter)USE A COASTER! I Hate cleaning coffee rings!
$5.00
Rant Index MousepadKeep the Rant Credo on your mousepad. It is something to think about when you are on the way to a FULL RANT.
$12.00
Wall Clock$12.00
Ranter's BBQ ApronWhy do you think I have a recipe section on my site. Cook like a ranter. But do not make a mess.
$16.00
Ranters Large Mug (For Long Rants)Large mug, large coffee, large rant.
$13.99
Rant Mug (For Smaller Rants)Little mug, little coffee, little rant
$12.99
Stein$13.99