
How can your life remain complete without a graven image of the one and only SCO INFORMATION MINISTER? Darl McBride shares his gift of laughter with you through these high-quality T-shirts (suitable for wearing while drinking coffee) and mugs (suitable for drinking coffee or SCO Kool-Aid). All profits are divided equally to both pay for our bandwidth and donate to free software legal defense funds. Full disclosure of all donations will be posted to our website.


Baghdad McBride's smiling face and snappy black beret over your heart, more Deathless Quotes on back. Confuse family members and be the envy of your LUG with this tasteful grey apparel.
$22.99
Deathless White T-Shirt (Large Artwork)Slightly lower quality image. For those who think bigger is better, or if you just want more attention. All Deathless Quotes of its ash grey counterpart included on back.
$22.99
Deathless Mug (Regular Size)Suitable for coffee, SCO Kool-Aid and other beverages, this normally wimpy size mug includes unique artwork and an extra Deathless Quote from the Assistant Information Minister himself.
$13.99
Deathless Mug (Large)The all time Most Deathless Quote on a real mug, not some wimpy espresso cup. A boldly emblazoned version of Darl's own extra-large mug serves as a cautionary tale to all.
$14.99