Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04”:
Exclusive Gear for Faraway Republicans
Visiting Our Liberal Blue City
Hey, it's O.K. New York City makes lots of people sad.
The Blue State T-shirt is available in the following hues: Opportunity White, Duality Grey, and Pepto Pink. Styles? We've got your standard government-issue cotton T-shirt, a ladies' T, a baby T for the sexy ladies, fitted T-shirts for the hunks, an organic cotton shirt for those who inexplicably fear normal cotton, and even a no-frills cheapo-quality value T-shirt for the skinflints. Huzzah!
